Sam's Clean Joke of the Day

Who is Sam anyway? Well. He is a chain smoking, heavy drinking, wheel turning son of a gun. Actually... He Drives at 83 North Transport. And He is Bill's Uncle - a real nice guy once you get to know him.

2010-09-02 00:00:00
One day a rich famous man went to buy a sport car from a dealership. The price of the car was $80000 and the man had only $79998 to pay. The sales associate insisted that the price is firm and it has to be $80000. The man came out of the store and looked around and saw a poor man begging for help. He went toward him and introduced himself and asked if he is kind enough to lend him $2. The poor man asked the reason. He replied that he is willing to buy a car. The poor man though for a moment and gave the man $4 and said: Please buy one for me too.

2010-09-01 00:00:00
This guy needs a job and decides to apply at the zoo. As it happened, their star attraction, a gorilla, had passed away the night before and they had carefully preserved his hide. They tell this guy that they''ll pay him well if he would dress up in the gorillas skin and pretend to be the gorilla so people will keep coming to the zoo. Well, the guy has his doubts, but Hey! He needs the money, so he puts on the skin and goes out into the cage. The people all cheer to see him. He plays up to the audience and they just eat it up. This isn''t so bad, he thinks, and he starts really putting on a show, jumping around, beating his chest and roaring, swinging around. During one acrobatic attempt, though, he loses his balance and crashes through some safety netting, landing square in the middle of the lion cage! As he lies there stunned, the lion roars. He''s terrified and starts screaming, "Help, Help, Help!" The lion races over to him, places his paws on his chest and hisses, "Shut up or we''ll BOTH lose our jobs!"

2010-08-31 00:00:00
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment, they both manage to get to sleep; the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower. In the middle of the night the woman leans over and says, "I''m sorry to bother you, but I''m awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly pass me another blanket." The man leans out and with a glint in his eye said "I''ve got a better idea ... let''s pretend we''re married." "Why not," giggles the woman. "Good," he replies. "Get your own blanket."

2010-08-30 00:00:00
A new hair salon opened up for business right across the street from the old established hair cutters'' place. They put up a big bold sign which read: "WE GIVE SEVEN DOLLAR HAIR CUTS!" Not to be outdone, the old Master Barber put up his own sign: "WE FIX SEVEN DOLLAR HAIR CUTS"